Teach Me (There's Something About Marysburg, #1)

by Olivia Dade

“I know he looks like he’s about to deliver a fatal prognosis most of the time, but Old Sobersides here is actually pretty fun on a road trip.

Bea grinned, her blue eyes bright. “Don’t let the lean frame fool you. He can pound the Ho Hos like nobody’s—” Okay, enough about pounding Ho Hos. “All right, Beatrice. Off we go. Say goodbye to Ms. Owens.”

She was absolute zero in female form,

“I don’t need luck. Merely guile and misanthropy.”

Because if Sabrina had hurt him like his family hurt him, a supernova’s explosion would seem quaint in comparison to Rose’s fury.