“Okay, tip number one: Don’t fall for guys who are ashamed of telling their friends about you. They’re either assholes or married.” Apparently, Caio has been telling Becky all about me, so one point for Caio. “Number two.” My mom raises two fingers. “The guy might be the hunkiest in the whole world, but if you can’t talk to him for more than half an hour without wondering if you can die of boredom, that beauty isn’t worth much.”
