“Vampires have microorganisms in our spit and bodies that clean out things like bacteria and pathogens,” Killian said. “My spit is not contaminated—I’m more likely to get sick on your blood than the reverse.” “Oh, so you’re like a dog,” I said. “What.” Killian sat back in the couch after that, a look of disbelief etched on his handsome face. “You know there’s a saying that a dog’s mouth is cleaner than a human’s,” I said. Killian dropped my arm entirely and rubbed his eyes. “First of all, I can’t even begin to deconstruct how wrong that is.”
