Have you ever watched Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan? Of course you have. If you haven’t, I don’t know what is wrong with you, except that something is seriously wrong with you. OK, there is a scene where Kirk is in a tunnel under the surface of an asteroid, and the bad guy Khan not only steals the MacGuffin that drives the plot, he traps Kirk down there, possibly forever. Kirk holds the communicator in dramatic Shatner fashion and shouts “Khaaaaaaaaan!” at his mortal enemy. Why do I mention that? Because in my head, as we filed into the docking bay, I was shouting “Perkiiiiiiins!”.
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