Luca: What do tofu and a dildo have in common? He responded two seconds later. Griffin: What? Luca: They’re both meat substitutes. Griffin: LOL. What do you call a twenty-five-year-old rock star who doesn’t masturbate when he hasn’t seen his girl for two full weeks? Luca: What? Griffin: A liar. I laughed out loud again. Luca: What do you call a truck full of dildos? Griffin: What? Luca: Toys for Twats. Griffin: Okay, that one just made me spit water through my nose.
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