Shadow Princess (Zodiac Academy, #4)

by Caroline Peckham

“Did you just call your vagina Lady Petunia?” I choked. Darcy covered her mouth to hold back her laughter and Sofia was actually crying real tears. “Alas I did. And she’s a real predator when she sets her gaze on a tempting piece of banana drama,” Geraldine admitted.

“I don’t keep a fil-o-fax of floppy fiddlesticks I’ve cadoodled with.” Geraldine rolled her eyes.

“Well bite my begonia and call me a sea urchin, don’t we all look spiffing?”

“I could have fingered those pages all day.”