Shadow Princess (Zodiac Academy, #4)

by Caroline Peckham

“Shadows and big fat iguanas.”

“As in, so long as I can cast fire, I’ll never run out of magic. Unlike big fat lizard shifters who have to pop off for a snooze on a heap of gold whenever they’re running low?”

Fuck you, bourbon. You do not get a say in this. It doesn’t help that that lusty bitch Venus is back in my chart today either.

I was drunk. So fucuuuking drunk. And horny. Plan of dreams: Step one…get Blue naked. Oh shit wait, I need more steps.

“Max! Max! His hair’s so shiny. It’s just a shame his dick’s so tiny!”

“You got off lightly. One time, he stuck his teeny weeny through that mail slot.”