“An Heir?” she asked, a little bit horrified, a little bit impressed. “He is pretty hot,” Sofia added in Geraldine’s defence. “You have to tell us how it was,” I pushed, my smile widening as I managed to calm my laughter. Geraldine cracked a smile too, lowering her voice and we leaned together conspiratorially. “Well…I will admit he knows how to water the lawn,” she said. “Fuck me, how is that a description?” I asked. “Okay, he was very thorough,” Geraldine added. “He pulled out the old buckaroo and whirl.” “What the hell is that?” Darcy demanded. Geraldine smirked and I could tell that
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