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“Well…I will admit he knows how to water the lawn,” she said. “Fuck me, how is that a description?” I asked. “Okay, he was very thorough,” Geraldine added. “He pulled out the old buckaroo and whirl.” “What the hell is that?” Darcy demanded.
Oh my god Geraldine 😭
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“You got off lightly. One time, he stuck his teeny weeny through that mail slot.”
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“Oh give me a gander!” Geraldine exclaimed. “I do like an eyeful of man meat from time to time.”
Not man meat
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Oh by the way, Noxy, I’m screwing a student and now one of the Celestial Heirs has found out and is blackmailing us
over it. Also, I have the Fifth Element and I practise dark magic on a regular occasion. I’ve been teaching the Heir of the scariest motherfucking Dragon on the whole planet how to wield it too. Nothing to worry about though, right?
