“I’m not a lamppost to be pissed on. If you try and kiss me here in front of all these people, I’ll launch you across the room.” “That’s a bit dramatic, sweetheart,” he complained. “Yeah, well you’re the one asking me about the Eclipse then trying to stamp your mouth all over me the second Darius shows up. I suggest you go and talk to him if you’ve got some issue going on between you two because I’m not playing piggy in the middle with your insecurities. I just want to eat my breakfast.”