Artemis stood and approached Mulch Diggums. “Mulch. Of all the fairy people, I will miss your services the most. We could have had such a future together.” Mulch looked a touch teary. “True. With your brains and my special talents.” “Not to mention your mutual lack of morals,” interjected Holly. “No bank on the planet would have been safe,” said the dwarf. “A missed opportunity.”

