The Eternity Code (Artemis Fowl, #3)

by Eoin Colfer

Root’s rosy complexion was exaggerated by poor reception. “I couldn’t care less about your touchy-feely moment, I’m here to make sure this wipe goes smoothly. If I know our friend, Fowl, he’s got a few tricks up his sleeve.” “Really, Commander,” said Artemis. “Such suspicion is wounding.” But the Irish teenager couldn’t suppress a grin. Everybody knew that he would have hidden items to spark residual memories; it was up to the LEP to find them. Their final contest. Artemis stood and approached Mulch Diggums. “Mulch. Of all the fairy people, I will miss your services the most. We could have had such a future together.” Mulch looked a touch teary. “True. With your brains and my special talents.” “Not to mention your mutual lack of morals,” interjected Holly.