One rule does catch my eye though: All students must be in full school uniform between the hours of 8am and 5pm, the only exception is for your chosen sport. Are they serious? We have to do some kind of sport! I have the coordination of a toddler; tripping over my own feet happens at least once a day. I’m no psychic, but these square heeled leather school shoes they expect me to wear are a certain death trap.

