(Dad—if you’re reading—no, I’m not going to explain what my job is for the one hundredth time! And, yes, I know my education cost a lot of money. I know I could’ve “done anything”! Just pretend I really am a lawyer to your friends at the golf club. It’s not like they’re going to google me to check, and even if they do they won’t find my name on anything other than an old Bebo page because no one has even heard of the company I work for! Ha ha!)
