I scooted as close as I could to Kaine, who was on the phone with Sandra, trying to work it out. You think I’m kidding. I wish I was. Do you know what it’s like to be on a date with a man who talks to his ex for most of it? I don’t know how many times I heard the phrase, “Baby, I’m so sorry, please forgive me.” My favorite was, “I fished your engagement ring out of the toilet.”
