Rest in Pieces (Barbie: The Vampire Hunter, #1)
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Read between January 15 - January 15, 2023
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he might heed my words and his family wouldn’t end up like mine. Dead as doornails.
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Someone had ordered the hit on my family, and I wouldn’t rest until I found out exactly who the vampire named Arrius was.
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Had his eyes changed colors? They were swirling, beautiful gemstones turning from the light sapphire that they usually were to an illuminating ruby.
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Never pick up a weapon you have no intention of using, Barbie. If you fight, you fight to protect, you fight to kill, or you don’t fight at all.
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“The family that hunts together, dies together and all that, right?”
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“Because after I kill you, I’m going to find him and I’m going to kill him too.”
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That had been the night I’d first killed a vampire, but it certainly wouldn’t be the last.
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“Aren’t you a fun little ray of sarcasm and bitchiness,” he commented.
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I hated watching people die. Even in my dreams.
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As searing as her sarcasm was though, it only made me want to shove her against a wall and devour the place from which all of her smartass comments came. Barbie was a temptation I didn’t want or need.
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“Are you telling me to go to hell?” I asked with a laugh. “Don’t worry, I won’t ask you to go there. The devil has a restraining order on me.”
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She hadn’t even flinched. No, of course not. Not Barbie fucking Steele.
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“Rest in pieces, bitch.”
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“If you fucking die, I’m going to spank your fucking ass.”
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“You’re going to be the death of me,” he whispered.
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But at least he'd taught me a valuable lesson. No one outside family could be fucking trusted.
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I didn’t know it then, that his answer would change the rest of our relationship. “Barbie.”
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“Why don’t you row row row your boat quickly the fuck away from me, hmmmm?”
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“I don’t have an attitude problem,” I replied. “If you have an issue with my attitude then that’s your problem, not mine.”
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“That’s right, Princess, you’ve got yourself a partner.” Fuck. A fucking. Duck.
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“I’m like a flower. I look beautiful and sweet, but I’ve got a fuck ton of thorns and if you fuck with me, I will stab you.”
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“Sorry,” I said, glancing back to the guys. “He’s on his manstral cycle.”
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“Because danger seems to follow you where you go,”
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“You’re just an odd duck.”
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life goes on. Make sure you’re living it before you’re too old or too dead to enjoy it.”
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If anyone had bothered to ask me what I preferred: talking or dying? I would have answered dying without a single fucking ounce of hesitation.