What kind of role model am I if I literally show them how you can watch TV all day and still occasionally make money and contribute to society? Or that it really doesn’t matter if you eat dessert before dinner? I’m nice to the animals and I have a lot of fun gadgets, but I listen to the classic rock station in the car instead of NPR. Am I a bad influence? I have a lot of plastic soap bottles in the shower, and I don’t always remember to compost my banana peels and eggs. Will this negatively affect the futures of two youths who don’t even know my middle name?