I’ve complained about pelvic pain to get a pap smear and claimed “inexplicable tiredness” to get bloodwork done. Now the scam is that having insurance buys you a little time so that you don’t have to pay as much as you would have without it. I remember once getting a yeast infection, and this witch told me to wrap a piece of uncut garlic in cheesecloth and carefully insert it into my vagina for a couple days. And a few months ago, when the CVS pharmacist told me the actual cost less the handful of change my HMO was going to chip in for my raging candidiasis,
