Wow, No Thank You.

by Samantha Irby

I’m not going to let a little thing like having absolutely no fucking idea what the fuck I’m doing get in the way of possibly getting a coffee enema at the same spa a Real Beverly Hills Housewife goes to;

HELL YES, BITCH. SHE HAS THIGHS LIKE ME, OPEN UP MY LARGEST VEIN AND INJECT THESE IMAGES DIRECTLY INTO IT.