Wow, No Thank You.

by Samantha Irby

You believed you could change a person who was telling you exactly what they didn’t want, and now the reality is setting in that you can’t.

You know what makes me wistful for a happier, simpler time? Thinking about when I could actually crack a fucking smile at prank mother-in-law calls on drive-time radio shows before living turned to hell and I had to be mad about everything all the goddamned time.

show in Chicago called The Paper Machete a couple