Through the Looking-Glass
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“When I use a word,” Humpty Dumpty said in rather a scornful tone, “it means just what I choose it to mean—neither more nor less.”
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“The question is,” said Alice, “whether you can make words mean so many different things.”
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“The question is,” said Humpty Dumpty, “which is to be m...
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“When I make a word do a lot of work like that,” said Humpty Dumpty, “I always pay it extra.”
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“I will, if I can remember it so long,” said Alice. “You needn’t go on making remarks like that,” Humpty Dumpty said: “they’re not sensible, and they put me out.”
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“I’m afraid I don’t quite understand,” said Alice. “It gets easier further on,” Humpty Dumpty replied.
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it seemed to be a regular rule that, whenever a horse stumbled the rider fell off instantly.
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“I only wish I had such eyes,” the King remarked in a fretful tone. “To be able to see Nobody! And at that distance, too! Why, it’s as much as I can do to see real people, by this light!”
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“Oh, how glad I am to get here! And what is this on my head?” she exclaimed in a tone of dismay, as she put her hands up to something very heavy, and fitted tight all round her head.
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“Always speak the truth—think before you speak—and write it down afterwards.”
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“She’s in that state of mind,” said the White Queen, “that she wants to deny something—only she doesn’t know what to deny!”
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“Fan her head!” the Red Queen anxiously interrupted. “She’ll be feverish after so much thinking.”
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“Queens never make bargains.” “I wish Queens never asked questions,”
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“It’s too late to correct it,” said the Red Queen: “when you’ve once said a thing, that fixes it, and you must take the consequences.”
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“Five times as warm, and five times as cold—just as I’m five times as rich as you are, and five times as clever!”
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“Your Majesty must excuse her,” the Red Queen said to Alice, taking one of the White Queen’s hands in her own, and gently stroking it: “she means well, but she can’t help saying foolish things, as a general rule.”
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“I’m glad they’ve come without waiting to be asked,” she thought: “I should never have known who were the right people to invite!”
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“Certainly not,” the Red Queen said, very decidedly: “it isn’t etiquette to cut any one you’ve been introduced to. Remove the joint!” And the waiters carried it off, and brought a large plum-pudding in its place.
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“What impertinence!” said the Pudding. “I wonder how you’d like it, if I were to cut a slice out of you, you creature!”
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It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens (Alice had once made the remark) that, whatever you say to them, they always purr. “If they would only purr for ‘yes’ and mew for ‘no,’ or any rule of that sort,” she had said, “so that one could keep up a conversation! But how can you talk with a person if they always say the same thing?”