Devolution: A Firsthand Account of the Rainier Sasquatch Massacre

by Max Brooks

They looked like blackberries but I went online just to be sure. (Great Wi-Fi reception by the way, even so far from the house!) They were the real thing, and a crazy lucky find!

Honey youre in the pnw... blackberries are weeds here not lucky finds

No, no, I love Elon, he’s a good guy,

Aged poorly

Everything about Tony is alive.

Ma'am... relax

Mount Rainier is out of a storybook. The white peak rising in the distance.

"sorry i wasted our session talking about how pretty it is!" proceeds to waste a journal entry too

But is it so wrong to want to be watched over? When you’re feeling small and scared—which, let’s be honest, is pretty much how I feel all the time—isn’t it okay, just for a moment, to want someone, something bigger than you to have all the answers, to have everything under control?

Mostar—“is our social contract.” Applause.

Everyone clapped ass speech

Beautiful from a car window or the edge of a designated path, but see how long you last straying too far from that path.

Insert many ORs dying cause they dont take the woods seriously

Nothing could have such a big foot.

I chuckled

“And, if you mean ‘dangerous’ to the bears, I think it’s only if they lose their hunting instincts by becoming dependent on humans.”

Youd be factually incorrect then

Most humans are not masochistic by nature. The human heart can only absorb so much pain.