Devolution: A Firsthand Account of the Rainier Sasquatch Massacre

by Max Brooks

I don’t know what made me feel worse, that I suddenly didn’t have the world’s knowledge in my pocket or that up until that moment, I’d always assumed I was entitled to it.

A quick nap now, set my phone alarm for sunup. At least it’s still good for something. So am I. Who thinks thoughts like that? Who am I?