Project Hero

by Briar Prescott

“But it’s my seat,” I grit out, well aware that my argument is as thin as a layer of graphene but not ready to give up yet either.

I’ll chalk it up to you being autistic and not annoying for no reason lol

If there ever was a time to carry out seppuku,

AHAHAHAHAH REAL WORDS IN A BOOK

“A hundred bucks an hour.”

BROTHER SAY HES IMMEDIATELY WTF THATS AN INSANE OFFER R U RICH?

I enjoy the exchanges with this smart-mouthed guy.

This is your second one.

“It must be karma that you chose me as your victim. My bank account has about forty dollars

Why are we just casually talking about pickpocketing when as far as Andy knows, uhh Law sTOLE HIS WALLET.

We filled the basketball court with plastic cups of water.

LOOOOOL

“I would have had to wash the dishes to pay for my lunch or something.”

LOL /pog

This is a terrible best friends convo

“Fine. I’m not afraid yet,” I amend.

What does that mean lmao

Except for the noises of the restaurant, but neither Law nor I say a word.

Why is but there lol

you’re buying a pet in a bag.” I straighten myself, pleased with the analogy I came up with. “See, you think there’s a dog in there.

My man thinks he invented Schrodinger’s dog

OHHH ITS SHORT FOR LAWRENCE AHAHA I WAS LIKE MAN WHITE PEOPLE

Andy doesn’t seem like the type, and I like him too much to complicate the tentative friendship we’ve got going on with sex.

This is ur third conversation <3

I’m going to ignore the uncomfortable feeling that squeezes my insides at the mention of Andy fucking somebody else.

On ch 3, me too -.-

I rub my hands together excitedly. “It’ll be great,” I announce. “We’ll start tomorrow. I’ll pick you up at six.” “Six!” he yelps. “My alarm clock didn’t come with the six a.m. option.” “It’ll be great,” I assure him once more. Andy opens the front door wordlessly.

HAHA xD

I’ve been gone for two weeks, and you barely pick up your phone.

SO YOU ASSUME HES DOING DRUGS? LMAOOO MAYBE HE GOT A LIFE WHATS WRONG WITH U

You’re a good person, Andy Carter, and as far as I’m concerned, that makes you a hero in my book.”

That was nice!

My parents would have rather given up all their worldly possessions and joined a nudist colony than let me invite my boyfriend over for a night of sex and cuddling.

I’m surprised they’re not Homophobic lol

I want you guys to kiss but I also want more development LOL

Falcon has never had a big, official coming-out-of-the-closet moment, but he’s never hidden the fact that he’s gay.

I THIUGHT HE AAS STRAIGHT

“Have sex with me,” he blurts.

I knew this was coming I DID NOT THINK HE WOULD ASK HERE OR LIKE THIS TF AHAHA

it. I don’t have feelings for him. I like him. A lot. I like how he goes the extra

EYE EMOJI SOB

a world-class violinist does a Stradivarius,

Can you elaborate on your knowledge of this? LOL i’m curious!

If I’d known a mouth on my cock would feel that good, I would have trained to become a contortionist and done it myself.

LOL this is valid but also extremely funny

Oh. So not really a date, then.

I need you to be so fr rn

I wonder if I would be so keenly aware of the unhealthiness of the dynamic between me and Falcon if it weren’t for Law.

For the record, I knew since the quinoa and broccoli debacle.

“You have a crush on me, so let’s test it out.”

What do yiu mean bu this LOL

“Did you swallow magnets because you’re so attractive?”

NAH THIS ONE WOULD HAVE MADE ME LAUGH LOL

“Now all we have to do is tell your parents,” Andy says. Our gazes connect, and at the exact same moment, we both say, “Not it.”

LOL