Falcon is popular and there are no vomit-related episodes in his past. Instead, he’s quick with a comeback, funny and smart. It would be annoying as hell if he wasn’t my best friend since the summer before ninth grade, and the coolest, nicest human being on planet Earth. He’s the Wayne to my Garth. Wallace to my Gromit. Shrek to my Donkey. Batman to my Robin. And sure, I guess you could argue that without Watson’s help, Sherlock would be a neurotic mess who couldn’t even solve the case half the time, but let’s face it, nobody would go see a film about Dr. Watson.
