“Are you coming on to me?” I blurt out the most ridiculous option that comes to mind and immediately wish the library floor would open up and suck me into a black hole because the guy loses it. There’s no other word to describe what is happening to him. He laughs so hard there are actual tears running down his cheeks. If there ever was a time to carry out seppuku, this is it. If only I had something sharp within reach. “Okay. Thanks for the humiliation,” I say. “This should last me a good while.” I turn around to flee the premises, and jump in a lake while I’m at it, but Law stops me with a
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