“So…” I hesitate because I’m not sure why I’m entertaining this whole thing. “Let’s say I can do one person, how will you decide who gets the privilege of enjoying my shaky teaching skills?” I ask. “Because, let me be clear, you say you need me, but it’d be like… like… you’re buying a pet in a bag.” I straighten myself, pleased with the analogy I came up with. “See, you think there’s a dog in there. People say it’s a cute one and knows lots of tricks, but you won’t really know until you buy the bag and look inside and see that even though you might have been hoping for a golden retriever,
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