“The security cameras are actually Santa cams, and he’s always watching,” Mark adds to the growing pile of lies. He smirks as he catches my eye. “Andy believed that one ’til he was nine.” “Eating green beans will make your muscles grow.” Andy’s mom keeps listing, ticking stuff off on her fingers. “Somebody broke into our house, but they only took the… what was that DVD again?” “Finding Nemo,” Andy’s mom supplies. “Enough!” Andy cries. “Can we just once pretend that we’re a normal family? Just for this one weekend?”
