“Oh, but a pizza cutter would be fine.” “I like the gore factor. I presume you’re not very skilled at murder, so it’d be a bloodbath. People would forever remember me as the slaughtered-pizza-place guy. They would come here and see the bloodstains on the floor, and I’d get a pizza named after me. I’d prefer Andy’s Assassination to have pineapple, ham, blue cheese, and potato chips on it. Be a pal and let the owners know, m’kay?”
