Project Hero

by Briar Prescott

I’m too average to be a psycho.

I have glasses that are an absolute must, since otherwise, I’m blind as a bat and walk into a lot of walls. I’ve tried not wearing them in hopes of walking into a hot guy instead. Didn’t happen. I did stumble into an angry janitor once, who sprayed me with a bottle of Windex and yelled at me. It wasn’t a love match.

I’ve already given up sweets, and by given up I mean, I won’t eat them at home.