Pitcher (Commander in Briefs #0.5)

by Kristy Marie

I’m not like other girls,

oh wow we really used this line

I forgot my shake—because Anniston didn’t fucking make it!—and I was starving. So I figured, fuck it, today was shot anyway, and bought a jelly-filled doughnut, which I promptly spilled all over my shirt. I had to change into my dirty workout shirt from yesterday because, again, Anniston didn’t change out my bag!

holy shit dude 1. can u do … anything for yourself ? 2. i guess this shows the importance of women who love (shitty) men

This is all Anniston’s fault. Sure, I said some mean shit and made her feel like an STD in a church choir, but seriously, she knows I didn’t mean it. My temper gets out of hand sometimes. This isn’t the first time this has happened.

i just… don’t believe this is an mmc i’m supposed to fall for

“I had a rough morning and forgot my medicine.” Because Anniston wouldn’t open her damn door! The professor flashes me a look like he understands it’s Anniston’s fault too.

blame her one more time i dare u

One beer turns into four, and since I didn’t eat—again, Anniston’s fault—

oh my god he’s a child

She fucked up my whole day by being mad at me. Anniston knows I act like a dick when she’s around other guys.

…. if i didn’t have 10 minutes left in the book id dnf rn

He’s always been there for me, and no matter what happened last night, I let him down. Sure, he acted like a royal asshole, but I knew when I saw the coffee splattered in the sink this morning, he was sorry.

oh my god this is… literally abusive apologies