The Bright Side of Going Dark

by Kelly Harms

Rather than sit and do nothing like you entitled nitwits, I’m going to try some more practical ways of pursuing my goals, such as working harder instead of killing hours of every workday on social media, saving money instead of buying everything I see advertised on some influencer’s feed, and being alone with my thoughts instead of forcing someone else to create constant sources of entertainment for me in every second of my day. Consider this: maybe if your relationship with technology requires you to sit prone in a mindless trance for forty-five minutes per day to recover, you should just get off of social media for pity’s sake and go take a nice walk!