“Oh yes,” Mr. Slater continues, unfazed by my silence. “I know. You think that simply because it wasn’t reported you’d got away with it? It would have been a disgrace on the school, on my name, if it had got out.” “No,” I say, “I dunno what you’re talking about.” But what I think is: You don’t know the half of it. Or maybe you do and you’ve got an even better poker face than I realized.