So then I started talking about everyone’s favorite imaginary animal, unicorns. The problem with this was that people had a hard time relating to the example. People tend to think of unicorns as nice, benevolent, magical creatures that have glitter in their fur and shoot rainbows out of their butts. Even Judy has a collection of toy unicorns at home. However, a real unicorn will kill you! It has a horn on its head! What do you think that horn is for? That’s a weapon for stabbing! It didn’t grow that thing so little girls could play ring toss! That unicorn will stab you, stomp all over your
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