In a previous section I discussed how my brain loves chocolate so much that I sometimes order cookies without thinking about it, and how it is too bad my brain never learned to like jogging. Guess how many times I have gone jogging since writing that sentence? If you guessed anything above zero you are incredibly optimistic, and I thank you, but unfortunately you are wrong. Now guess how many cookies I have eaten in that time frame? Shut up. Keep your answer to yourself!

