Some might describe their love of chocolate by saying they are a “chocoholic,” but I really don’t like that term. First of all, there is no such thing as “chocohol” and “-aholic” is not a suffix. You can’t just add that to some noun and pretend like it makes sense. “But Brian, what about me? I’m a shopaholic!” No, you just really like shopping. “But I’m a workaholic!” No, you just really hate your family.

