“You? Nice?” she says as she stands and stares up at me with barely contained humour. “The man who once referred to his dick as the Loch Ness monster is suddenly doing something nice?” I can’t help but smirk down at her. “Aye, lucky for you, tonight you’ll find out if the legends are true.” She giggles at that. “Already calling it a legend? I really hope this is a self-fulfilling prophecy.”
