At this point, I feel like I’m drinking, not for things I have done, obviously, but for things I’d like to do. Feels a bit more honest if I think about it that way. And since I actually know what a threesome is, perhaps I’d fancy one! I take a drink. “Never have I ever done anal.” Fuck me, I know what that one is. I drink. “Never have I ever sixty-nined.” More drinking, yay! “Never have I ever done it with a boss.” Drink. “Never have I ever masturbated in public.” Drink, drink, drink.
