"He asked me to be his girlfriend and I said yes." "Shut the front door!" Claire squealed, clapping and bouncing excitedly. "Oh my god! Oh my god!" I gave her a weak smile. "Yeah." "You're his girlfriend?" Lizzie frowned in confusion. "But he doesn't do the whole girlfriend thing." "Well, he does now," Claire hooted, still bouncing like a playful kitten. "I swear, this is the best day!" "You know, I don't even know why I'm surprised," Lizzie grumbled. "This has been brewing for months."