Written in the Stars (Written in the Stars #1)

by Alexandria Bellefleur

“God. Do you insert that stick up your ass every morning, or is it more like an IUD that lasts you five years?”

“Lying to your family isn’t the way to get them to take you seriously. What you need to do is tell them if they don’t like how you’re living your life, they can go fuck themselves because it’s not their life to live.”

Her bad habit of biting her bottom lip, a bad habit Darcy liked very much. Too much. She’d never been jealous of someone else’s teeth before, but Elle could bite that lip whenever, and there was something patently unfair that Darcy wasn’t allowed the privilege of doing the same.

MARGOT (10:11 P.M.): Elle just made a weird choking noise and keeps muttering oh my god. DARCY (10:12 P.M.): Did you try turning her off and turning her on again?

DARCY (3:15 P.M.): It’s not fake. It’s complicated. ANNIE (3:20 P.M.): Oh my god. You had sex. You slept with her. ANNIE (3:21 P.M.): I fucking knew it. ANNIE (3:24 P.M.): It was good, yeah? It must’ve been. ANNIE (3:29 P.M.): <link> DARCY (3:32 P.M.): Did you really just send me a link to Baby Got Back?

Disconcerting competence porn.