DARCY (4:49 P.M.): So when’d you stop? Heterotextualizing? Elle chuckled as she typed. ELLE (4:50 P.M.): shortly after I tried to heterotextualize my friend going down on me at a theater cast party when I was in high school ELLE (4:51 P.M.): just gals being pals ELLE (4:52 P.M.): the mental leaps and bounds were like, acrobatic DARCY (4:53 P.M.): You’re lucky you didn’t pull something.