feels right.” I walk over to where Lane is facing a small table with a fake fern on it. I walk up to it and shake the leaf of the fern. “Hi, James’s wife, it’s nice to meet you,” I say before realizing the joke isn’t as funny when the recipient can’t see. “Here, Lane, she wants to talk to you.” I pick it up and move it toward his face until a dusty leaf touches his cheek. “I will take this plant and shove it up your ass,” he says as he bats it away.
Omg!!! I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants 😂😂
