Hidden in Darkness (In Darkness, #1)

by Alice Winters

“Sorry, dogs have to be in a carrier bag,” the attendant says. “Alright. Do you have a Walmart bag? If you have four, I could put a foot in each,” I tell him.

This had me laughing so hard my husband woke up giving me a WTF look 😂

“No…it’s in this area,” he says. “Muscle memory.” He walks from the elevator and down the hallway a bit before stopping and turning. “It’s right here. This

So funny

feels right.” I walk over to where Lane is facing a small table with a fake fern on it. I walk up to it and shake the leaf of the fern. “Hi, James’s wife, it’s nice to meet you,” I say before realizing the joke isn’t as funny when the recipient can’t see. “Here, Lane, she wants to talk to you.” I pick it up and move it toward his face until a dusty leaf touches his cheek. “I will take this plant and shove it up your ass,” he says as he bats it away.

Omg!!! I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants 😂😂

“Can you tell me what they are?” Lane asks as he hovers over the safe. “There are some little pew pews and a couple of big pew pews,” I say.

“You’re useless.” “I don’t know what the heck they are! There are a few handguns and a rifle? I don’t know.”