“Then you’re going to carry a gun.” “You blind have a better chance of doing something with a gun than I do,” I say. “I know, but sometimes you need it for show.” “Then can I have something awesome? Like a battle axe? I mean, I definitely wouldn’t fuck with a guy toting a battle axe around.” “Those noodle arms couldn’t lift a battle axe, let alone carry it around all day,” he says.
