“Okay, so you know when you’re walking through the mall and there’s this person that’s just…gorgeous. Like so gorgeous you just stare at them? But you’re like man, I shouldn’t stare so you end up doing like a double take? Yeah, you know what I mean. Like even if they’re of the gender you’re not attracted to, you just appreciate their beauty? I’m the person you run into because you’re so busy staring at them.” “So…you look like a trash can? Is that what I’m hearing?”
