Fool Me Twice

by Carrie Aarons

Fall break comes before we know it. Seven weeks into the semester, the school gives us a four-day weekend to … Well, I’m not really sure. Maybe go home and see our families? Study? Most people don’t do either. Instead, they visit their friends who go to other colleges and get just as shit-faced as they do on a regular weekend at Warchester.

this is a hilariously accurate explanation of what fall break is