Gangsters are the most honest people in the world because we know how the world works. We’re honest about being dishonest, and we’re no more dishonest than a Swiss banker, which is, to be fair, pretty dishonest. The Nazis loved the Swiss so much they didn’t invade them, and if the Nazis love you, you must be a piece of shit, not that there weren’t some fine Nazis, like the ones I met in the Foreign Legion.
