Love Bank (Jobs From Hell, #1)

by Marika Ray

The irony of my virgin status as a spank bank owner was not lost on me.

I’d never, ever, not once in my adult life, been turned on by the presence of a male penis. They spat out dollar signs and that was all I needed to know. At least, until now, when faced with what had to be a legend among penises.

I, Lucille Eureka, had seen penises before. I was pretty sure I’d finally seen a Cock. That sucker needed to be capitalized. Might even need its own zip code.

I didn’t want one-liners to get in Lucy’s pants. I was in there already. I wanted into her brain and her heart. I wanted to be the first thing she thought of in the morning and the last person she touched before she fell asleep at night. I wanted all her sass and every laugh wrenched out of her when she was trying to be serious. I wanted a million little augments with her, just to talk to her a little longer. I wanted to see her try to stare down a seagull before running scared and hiring a retired cat for protection. She was crazy and I wanted all that crazy for myself.