Descending Into Madness (Winterland Tale, #1)

by Stacey Marie Brown

“Are you fucking serious?” I stepped into him, poking his chest. “I would be quite happy to get me and my slutty elf costume out of here. Be home with a glass of wine, sitting by the fire, thinking this was all a dream. Not stuck with you here in bizarro land where Christmas icons want to kill you like Chucky dolls. So… shove your chauvinistic, alpha mindset up your ass.”

“I enjoy fantasizing about all the things he would do to me… especially on a plate of cookies.” Oh. God. Get the image out of my head.

“Plus, who names their kid Bing? Did he go off like a dinner timer? Bing! Your kid is ready.”