Goop is a place where you can buy a ‘kid calming mist’ (a cross between a humidifier and a riot cannon) and a ‘psychic vampire repellent protection mist’. The latter is to be sprayed ‘around the aura to protect from psychic attack and emotional harm’. Which is crackers. How can you spray something around your aura when you are already within your aura? You would have to get someone else to spray it on your aura. But who can you trust? Everyone’s psychically attacking you!
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